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How time flies. I may need to keep this open in my browser to remind myself to post. See, I haven't been really avoiding posting things about the past few months, it's just that we've been so busy. Our kitchen remodel starts shortly, which has kept me inordinately busy. I also have suffered from a poverty of thought, which in my hormonal pregnant state-of-being, I blame on "pregnancy brain." This is not a wives' tale. This is a real thing, because I have turned into something of a raving idiot.
The other day, I left the keys in the ignition of the car, and walked into Costco to shop. You know, in case anyone felt like they wanted a free Accord. Then, I pulled up in the drive-way, got out to get Lily and walked inside. All while leaving the car running.
This is me lately. I am just going to stick to knitting and try not to drive too much.
- 09:40 After being informed she can't nurse b/c there is no milk in my boobs, Lily suggested we go to the store to buy milk for them. #
- 16:44 No desire left to clean my kitchen at all, as it will be demolished in a little over a week. #
- 17:03 Sexiest man alive: Johnny Depp. No, it is not 1993. Where is Jon Hamm on this list? #
- 22:51 And cue the first annoying Gap commercial of the holiday season. #
- 10:41 Huh?! "...doctors should stop teaching women to examine their breasts on a regular basis."? bit.ly/1OMEe3 #
- 10:53 Me: "Hey kids, want to play a game?" Lily: "I want to play XBOX!" #
- 22:18 Woot! One of my favorite pundits embraces the Dave Ramsey way bit.ly/SHLHN #
- 22:59 @kmgoergen I agree! I'll take the anxiety of a false positive over late detection! #
- 17:36 @kmgoergen I already saw that one!--Home Depot? Mom has renovated the house and showing daughter on webcam. But she's on the porch! #
- 12:07 Why are so many people walking around my neighborhood in bathrobes lately?! #
- 16:55 Guy walking his dog in actual set of pajamas. Seriously, what is going on?!?! #
- 21:49 Glorious schadenfreude! #
- 23:32 You have GOT to be kidding me. THIS is why I can't get the swine flu vaccine, even though I'm "high risk"? bit.ly/1k92LP #
- 15:32 @Lifeiskitsch Straight to hell? Naw. What is the point of honking for "peace," anyway? That's called "disturbing the peace" in my book. #
- 15:34 @Lifeiskitsch But then again, I am a cranky old man stuck in the body of a pregnant 31-year-old woman. #
- 11:11 @andrewbreitbart Whit Stillman! Whit Stillman! Whit Stillman! #
- 14:54 @HeyTammyBruce Whatever happens, it seems that the message was sent to the GOP brass. #
- 23:41 Lady on Suze Orman wants to know if she can afford to go to school in Iceland where they teach people how to spot elves among us for 4K... #
- 09:15 @apollo18 I think they must, otherwise I don't think that there would be any actuarial value to factoring them into home insurance rates. #
- 09:16 @jaketapper Even if you're an outlier, eh? #
- 16:14 @rainnwilson Two "m's" #
- 19:01 @jaketapper Hypocritical? Not sure about that...the scenarios are pretty different. Cheney wasn't out there saying NYT was illegitimate. #
- 19:07 @jaketapper There's a difference between how you grant access and carrying on some kind of misguided witch hunt from the WH. #
- 13:35 @badlydrawnjeff If you limit it that way we're left with country music, Ondresik, or the Lt. Dan Band. No Muse though, they lip synch. #
- 22:13 10:13 on 10.13. Somewhere Chris Carter is smiling. #
- 08:26 Listened to Ben's Levi Johnston's Blues. Terrible. Dude is really phoning it in anymore. #
- 09:08 @pizzapants Last album had good moments, but it was mostly not very memorable for me. #
- 07:02 Unbelievable. A Nobel? For what, exactly? #
- 07:08 @pizzapants I just...they couldn't wait a year or two to make it at least seem somewhat legitimate? #
- 07:13 @pizzapants And didn't we, like, bomb the moon today? Ruthlessly attack! #
- 07:50 @pizzapants Skip racist and go right to terrorists! bit.ly/4zC8B7 #
- 07:57 @kevincrossman Ha! That got an lol out of me. #
- 08:09 Twitter is awesome today. #
- 08:46 @apollo18 What amazing gymnastics are done to justify this silliness. #
- 08:47 @apollo18 Perhaps Josh Marshall will be award the All-Around gold before the London Olympics even get off the ground! #
- 09:17 @markos Dude. Seriously. The right is laughing and making jokes. Interpreting this as outrage can only be described as deeply paranoid. #
- 10:17 Finished clearing my closet of most of my normal clothes and hanging up the maternity shirts. Goodbye cute stuff, hello...maternity clo ... #
- 10:23 I weigh three pounds less than I did yesterday. This is a sign that I can ignore my OB's advice to watch my weight. #
- 10:23 @jaketapper Who's angry? We're out here laughing, my man! #
- 10:58 @popculturista Did I miss a wedding announcement? #
- 17:44 This just in: it's a boy! #
- 18:02 @kmgoergen Thanks! Hope the Huskers are winning right now! #
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- 09:30 @drewmg More details? Now I'm curious. #
- 10:55 @whatthehale Remember to sign up for your flu shot #
